The color of life

red

Show me potato salad

I am Jorad. Me and my band of Rone Marshalls control these parts.

How do you like me now

You know what's good when the cops show up at your party? Having more cops in attendance, drinking and having a good time, then watching the two checking out the noise complaint about to cry because they didn't get invited to the party in the first place.

Breakthrough

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You mean to tell me you can measure it from the bottom? That should yield a larger measurement. And with the line of sight, another inch and a half reading the ruler. Of course, always round up.

Don't ask me how this information was attained while at work.

That's true

A wise man once said, "There is no reason that those dumb cunts can't say hello, ask how my night has been, say yes to the drink that i offered." And I agree whole-heartedly with that. Why is it the ladies are not more cordial? Fuck em.