Leaving a legacy

Once again, the weekend unfurled in an educational manner. Here are some of the things I learned.

El Paso de Robles translates to "Basement of robes"
"You know what sounds good right now? An omelette"
"Pancakes are also Bamb"
Dos Palos translates to "Two steaming piles of shit"
I am disgusting
A monkey is arguably the best pet to have, ever
Kevan Barlow's nickname is "Un Palo"
"Someone shit on the coats"
Someone actually shit on the toilet seat
Having to say "Oh Yeah!" like Kool-Aid after you take a drink will get you drunk faster because it's fun to say

Good, good time at Cayucos.