Mana Rag

During the usual 30 minute lunch break from work, which usually ends up being over an hour, we found that one local movie theater is showing classic films from the 80's. The poster advertising the event had pictures of the movies playing; Goonies, Top Gun, and Scarface. We happened to notice that one of the guys we work with happened to resemble Al Pacino from the movie poster. Now, this is nothing new, just look at the picture of my roommate Luis that is readily available on the internet. After some comments about Photoshop and superimposing, we thought it would be funny to see if there were any anagrams we could make to help our comedic impulse. Finding that a short and humorless event, I entered my name. Here is the one that stuck out the most:

Santa tried a porn

Of course if I'm feeling a little evil, you could substitute Satan for Santa. And something for my Italian heritage:

Or pasta at dinner

And if I was Jewish:

Dr. Ron Atapastein

The link where all this was possible, if you, my faithful reader, want to burn some time and try to find a name better than mine.