Put a smile on my heart

The opening of SportsCenter tonight showed a highlight of Barry Bonds. He watched the pitch from Derek Lowe, saw it enter his wheel house, and hit a deep bomb into the bay. But it was foul. The sight of his face on the replay made me want to dance a jig, kindof like Bruce Willis did in "The Last Boyscout."

Also, it has come to my attention that there are multiple people vying for the coveted title of "faithful reader." The newest to the list it Vinny. A friend of a friend that I call my own. I've heard he is enrolled in an "Intro to the Internet" course and frequently peruses the internet. To tell you the truth, I can't really see how that class lasts longer than two meetings.

Intro to the Internet Teacher: "Well, now that I'm done with attendance, I think that's enough for today. Next week, we'll learn to 'double click on the E.' Class dismissed."

I'm only giving you a hard time because I know your worthless brother, my one faithful reader, went home tonight and decided to forego leaving an entry to leave you. He's got his "ball and chain" and good for him. You know, the last time I saw you, you had quite a little number on your arm, eating lunch with you, leaving lipstick marks on your lips, cheek, and forehead. To tell you the truth, if I could find a girl half as good as you had at the DMB show, she'd be a 5.