Am I a clown?

Oh? Now you are asking for more posts too? What? Do you think this blog is here just for you? Is it here to amuse you? Do you think it's funny? I hope so. And if you do, is it Spin City funny or Rita Rudner funny? But wait. Do I see a new post from you? No I don't. Do I see a comment asking for another post? No again. You know what this means? Not much. I see this as a chance to write in the vastly unpopular Second Person and an attempt to secure you the title of "faithful reader". Now this is not going to work. I am far too wise to fall for such a feeble attempt. You know what they say, "Flattery will only get you so far. Alcohol will get you the rest."