To clear things up

Yesterday, my one faithful reader and I were on our way to play a little racquetball, when Moodswing decided that he needed a tasty sports beverage. While at Sam's, I cannot remember the actual name of the store, but Sam is the guy that now owns it, hence it's Sam's, we were startled by a lovely women buying 3 tall cans of Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor and a tall can of MGD. She continuously asked us if we knew who Mike Jones was. Not really sure how to respond, nor who Mike Jones is, I politely excused myself from the store to laugh. Thinking about it and only really coming up with Mike Lowrey and Tom Jones, and not being able to call Hey Russ for the answer, I needed to know who Mike Jones really was. Now upon a quick Google search, most of you would think Mike Jones is this fine young man. Well, you would be wrong. Upon further investigaion, I was able to ascertain the true identity of Mike Jones. Ladies and Gentlemen, well, my one faithful reader, without further ado, Mike Jones.